Shamelessly stolen from Noctium

[jasidian]

i have a type: the meme

How to play:

• Post with your character.
• Describe their preferences for a romantic partner or just a person they wanna bang/smooch in a generalized way.
• This is shown to EVERYBODY.
• Reply to those comments indulging, teasing, mocking, being scandalized or so on.
• Or you can just go the lazy route, like certain songs.

Comments

[dayific]

[ She is absolutely going to tell them. "Hey! You're the tent guy!!" ]

Why would anyone groan? It's a good joke!!

Do you want to hear me tell one?

[protectorofsmiles]

Hell yeah I do! Lay it on me!

[dayific]

Why doesn't the sun go to college?

[ She waits the appropriate amount of time, before delivering the punchline. ]

Because it has a million degrees!

[protectorofsmiles]

...

Uh...

What's a 'college'?

[sobs I'm so sorry]

[dayific]

[ Oh. Whoops. ]

It's a fancy school where all the smart people go to get degrees that tell people they worked really hard and know a lot of stuff.

[ She did not go to college. ]

Here, let me try a different one... Hopefully something a little more universal.

[ She thinks really hard, trying to come up with a joke that someone who doesn't know what college is will get. ]

Okay, how about this:

I stayed up all night trying to figure out where the sun went... And then it dawned on me!

[protectorofsmiles]

[Huh. Sounds a lot like some sort of higher class academy. And graduating from one earns you a degree? Oh, he got the joke now. Hah, okay that one is funny.

So he listens to Sunny say the second one.]

It did? So what did ya figure out then?

...

I'm totally messin' with ya.

[dayific]

[ There's a long moment when Sunny fears the worst... That her second attempt at a joke fell even more flat than the first. But when he finally relents she rolls her eyes and shoves him playfully. It has absolutely no effect because she's five foot two and he's a brick shithouse, but it makes her feel better. ]

Oh, come on! Not even a chuckle?? Unfair.

[protectorofsmiles]

[Genbu gently laughs]

NOOO no I thought it was hilarious, I just really wanted to do that!

[Genbu puts his palms together in apology, continuing to laugh.]

[dayific]

You're mean!

[ But she's laughing, so he's clearly already forgiven. ]