Shamelessly stolen from Noctium

[jasidian]

i have a type: the meme

How to play:

• Post with your character.
• Describe their preferences for a romantic partner or just a person they wanna bang/smooch in a generalized way.
• This is shown to EVERYBODY.
• Reply to those comments indulging, teasing, mocking, being scandalized or so on.
• Or you can just go the lazy route, like certain songs.

Comments

Princess Concordia | Original

[bloodyroses]

[ You know what, let's just be lazy and go with a song. ]

...yeah, I uh, just really like girls.

[protectorofsmiles]

Yeah girls are great!

And in my experience usually a lot smarter...

Re: Princess Concordia | Original

[diabolique]

Girls are amazing.

[woodeneye]

Real pretty, they are. Soft, too.

[ Man. What he wouldn't give to touch a boob one of these days. ]

[shutter_hime]

I would have never guessed.

Klaus Vanderboren | Original

[jasidian]

[ Regardless of gender, he loves the idea of someone who could theoretically step on him with no remorse...but in the end he's a big softie who probably just wants to be bridal carried. Also likes fit, toned individuals with a lot of confidence, but not too much bulk.

And yes, he's totally blushing right now. ]

Erm...yes?

Chuuya Nakahara | Bungo Stray Dogs

[darkdisgrace]

Guys or girls, doesn't really matter to me so long as they're fun or exciting, really. As long as you know how to have a good time, right?

[His definition of fun and exciting can be a little strange at times, though.

And he's definitely only covering surface level here. In reality, he appreciates passion, drive and loyalty in people the most, for sure.]

Kuro | Servamp

[neetvampire]

[He likes men who are kind and caring, but especially those with forceful personalities capable of handling his own reticent one. His type is a guy who is willing to call him in his bullshit or kick his ass, really.]

...H..Hey... That's...

[Accurate really, but rude? Don't tell people he likes to be pushed around?]

Xie Wang | Word of Honor

[thescorpionking]

Men or women suit me. If they are clever and beautiful, that's all I require to be drawn to them. {It helps when they show an interest in him too. Xie's ego needs to be stroked~}

[soakedinvinegar]

Clever and beautiful describes you, Xie Wang.

[protectorofsmiles]

Eh? Ah, hmm...I want someone who's nice to children and enjoys good food!

Ah, maybe laugh at my jokes sometimes?

[amant]

I'm an excellent cook and a family man.

[ What? ]

[dayific]

Oh, oh! Tell me a joke! I wanna hear one!

[navegador]

Hey, that sounds like me.

My cuisine may not be as famous as France's or Italy's, but it's still pretty good if you like seafood! And I've raised a few kids, too.

[ But was he good at it?

Debatable. ]

Ragetti | Pirates of the Caribbean

[woodeneye]

Erm.

[ Ragetti's really got to think about this one, and thinking is always a challenge for him. His type...? He's never really tried to narrow it down. Not much sense being picky in his profession, the way he sees it. But if he does get to have a choice, well... ]

S'pose I like people what's nice to me, an' don't make fun o' me too much for bein' a bit slow, or for me eye. An' pretty people. 'Specially if they're ladies. Won't say no to men, neither, though. Met some real handsome ones, I have.

[ Yeah. His tastes aren't too complex. Pat him on the head a few times and he'll probably love you forever. ]

[dayific]

Where'd you meet those handsome men? You sound like the kind of guy who's really been places.

[ It's nostalgic, for Sunny, in a way. ]

France | Hetalia

[amant]

You know, I've met so many beautiful people it would be a shame to put a name on what piqued my interest the most about them. However, I am bored enough to offer a small retelling of some of my romances that perfectly summarize what draws me in to a partner!

[ Break out your reading glasses and a snack. It will take awhile to go through the entirety of what turns France on. Everything is font size 10. What we get for the purpose of meme and my own personal sanity roughly resembles the preview of novels sold on Amazon. Spoiler: It is a novel. Roughly 5...00 pages of ego stroking PINING with a few very graphic interludes. To keep things spicy. No names have been included though... wouldn't want to be rude. ]

The Beginning

I remember one of my first infatuations being a soft-spoken girl who had a kind heart and a joyful laugh. I'd catch her singing to herself and she had such a beautiful voice! I enjoyed seeing her get flustered when I gave her compliments and swore to love her forever. Even though she didn't come from much, she never had it in her to look poorly on her situation.

She did have an older brother who didn't care for me all that much. He threw rocks at me and told me I was a horrible wretch who was only going to disappoint the family. There was the odd complaint that I was going to make it so she would never find a fitting husband which was incredibly offensive! He was right, I suppose. As the summer transitioned into autumn, I had a troubling realization! I'd taken a liking to his vitality and assertive attitude. He couldn't sing but he could throw a punch.

Oh, to be young again!

During the 1400s I … [ If you would like to would like to continue reading please donate ¥ 500 to FB Fund ]

[ DID HE PUT IT BEHIND A PAYWALL TO FUND HIS WARDROBE? YES. Was this too extra for a meme? Definitely. I am not sorry. Okay I kind of am. ]

[protectorofsmiles]

[navegador]

What?!

What do you mean I have to pay to read the rest? That ain't cool, man.

kujo jotaro | jojo's bizarre adventure

[getcloser]

[he likes strong, intelligent people who don't mind the aloof, silent types and gives as good as they get. He likes traditional Japanese women, too.

Love of animals is required, bonus points if it's the aquatic kind]

. . .

[sweet_malanore]

Starling, you must say something.

Nephelea Autumnsong | OC

[sweet_malanore]

I don't have a type, I like everyone!

Admittedly, that has gotten me in trouble before. But horns are very appreciated.

[dayific]

No horns here, sorry... But I agree with your first thing! I like everyone, too!

"Sunny" ☀️OC

[dayific]

I don't know if I have a type... I like most people I meet!

[ She might also be missing the point of this game... ]

Xiao Xingchen | The Untamed

[gentledawn]

Ah...I... [This is awkward and he pinks.] Zichen. He is my type.

[soakedinvinegar]

Oh?

Wen Kexing • Word of Honor

[soakedinvinegar]

Men with strong long legs, broad shoulders, narrow waist, and fair shoulder blades.