July | Intro and CR Meme

[jikan_mod]

July Intro and CR Meme
Welcome to the game!

This Intro post will also double as a CR meme for all players!

As a reminder, there is no TDM this month, and the event will go up on the 10th!

<span style="color: #8B4337; font-size: 1.25rem; font-family: Palatino Linotype, Palatino, Serif;">⫸Player Info</span> <b>Name:</b> <b>Contact:</b> (Plurk, discord, pm, etc. Friending policy?) <b>New Player/Character?</b> Yes/No <span style="color: #8B4337; font-size: 1.25rem; font-family: Palatino Linotype, Palatino, Serif;">⫸Character Info</span> <b>Character Name:</b> <b>Canon:</b> (Include CRAU if applicable) <b>Age:</b> <b>Smut Preferences:</b> (Are you open to smut? Age limits? Kink list?) <b>Info:</b> (A brief summary of what to expect, include any permanent Kizuna changes if applicable) <b>Game Plans:</b> (What is your character up to in the game right now?) <b>Seeking:</b> (What kind of CR are you looking for?) <b>Funny Picture:</b> (We all knows what this option is for)

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[shatteredstoryline]

⫸Character Info
Character Name: Melissa Foddebrat
Canon: Beware the Villainess
Age: Canon states "college aged" with images of her original body looking Mid 20w
Smut Preferences: Kink List

Info: Brief canon blurb aside, Melissa is just rolling with the punches. She is generally easy going, but not polite. Foul mouthed and competitive, she's very much a poster child of "Kind, but Not Nice".
Game Plans: Right now Melissa is just trying to make a network of friends and sparring buddies. She wields a sword that is somewhere between a rapier and an estoc.
Seeking: Banter, Negative CR (comedic), rivals/anything-you-can-do-I-can-do-better, twinks and cute girls to play prince for. Princess Carrying friends. Princess Carrying enemies. Going to Port Market and winning a friend prizes or COMPETING AGAINST A FRIEND for prizes.

Funny Picture:

[fridrich]

Banri and Melissa should meet because as I was reading her info I had the single thought of "that's just Banri." They'd be insufferable.

He can absolutely do banter and be a competitive moron with her.

[shatteredstoryline]

IF IT'S STUPID I'M HERE FOR IT!!! Yes, let's get these two together and make everyone else in a mile radius suffer a headache.

[historicallyloaded]

Win him the giant stuffed carnival plushie and maybe he'll act very admonished the daughter of a duke called him a butt-slut.

[shatteredstoryline]

[historicallyloaded]

SUCH SCANDELOUS ACCUSATIONS COMING OUT OF YOUR FILTHY NAUGHTY TEASING MOUTH

[shatteredstoryline]

BUT WHERE'S THE LIE THOUGH?

To rub salt in the wound Melissa gets a burger king crown that says "Ass Master"

[historicallyloaded]

sharpies an "S" in front of the ass and feels moderately better about himself

[shatteredstoryline]

ok no more butt stuff until you beg mommy and say "please ravage this slut's butt"

[historicallyloaded]

miss handsy is being so mean!! all he did was be a

total butt slut

i regret this but i refuse to hit delete

[shatteredstoryline]

ok find she'll play with ur puppy prostate if ur a good boy

[historicallyloaded]

PUPPY PROSTATE i'm crying

[shatteredstoryline]

IT CAME TO MY BRAIN AND I DECIDED WE BOTH HAD TO BE CURSED

[historicallyloaded]

i'm pawsitively howling

[shatteredstoryline]

you could say when it comes to bad jokes i'm woofless

[historicallyloaded]

all bark and bite

[battlebound]

anything-you-can-do-i-can-do-better/rivalries are what this man is made for okok

but also if she wants to play prince for my girls 👉👈👉👈

[shatteredstoryline]

steak and melissa would be such a fucking mess

PRINCE FOR GIRLS PRINCE FOR GIRLS. I'll have to keep an eye out for Izumi, then.

[currysseur]

they sound like they would be! sob, aka my favourite stuff. I'd also definitely be up for more stuff with him and Edie too. :D

excellent! please give her all the gay panic she deserves.