This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought.

[battlebound]

the tinder kizun-ah! meme Do I really need to introduce this? You're young, hot, and in the prime of life (probably). So, naturally, you want to find a date! Or maybe a friend. Or maybe… 😏😏 Or — what's even more likely? — you woke up one morning to an alert from a strange new social media app named "kizun-ah!" and found that Nippon* has somehow set up this profile for you! What on earth are you going to do now? Reply to your matches? Make a friend? Hit on people? I'm not the boss of you. Go for it. *Kizun-ah! is not an official, Nippon approved app and currently exists only for the purposes of this meme. I hold no power, only thirst. Do not write me letters.

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Comments

[crimsonflower]

Well, I'd be happy to change that. Shall we set a date?

[battlebound]

how about this weekend? my home should suffice as grounds.

( He does not mean it Like That. He literally lives in a dojo... )

[crimsonflower]

[That's quite alright. Edelgard is either oblivious, or disregards it entirely. Unclear which.]

Sounds lovely. I hope you do excuse my initial poor form. I will need a few strikes to get used to something acquired here. I have not come with a weapon from home, and I am fairly new.

[battlebound]

in that case, you can use one of our training dummies before we begin.

( At least they're both as single-mindedly fite as the other... )

[crimsonflower]

Is that sportsmanship, or pride?

Either way, I'm appreciative.

[Edelgard is very competitive despite her outwardly polite demeanor. Birds of a feather, and all that..]

[battlebound]

( oh, pride is definitely a factor in Steak's... everything. )

there's no challenge in fighting an unprepared opponent!

( 😩😩😩 )

[crimsonflower]

Very well. I will prepare and see you when the time comes.