jikan_ooc | This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought.

the ~~tinder~~ kizun-ah! meme
Do I really need to introduce this? You're young, hot, and in the prime of life (probably). So, naturally, you want to find a date! Or maybe a friend. Or maybe… 😏😏

Or — what's even more likely? — you woke up one morning to an alert from a strange new social media app named "kizun-ah!" and found that Nippon* has somehow set up this profile for you! What on earth are you going to do now? Reply to your matches? Make a friend? Hit on people?

I'm not the boss of you. Go for it.

*Kizun-ah! is not an official, Nippon approved app and currently exists only for the purposes of this meme. I hold no power, only thirst. Do not write me letters.

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Wei Wuxian (20s)

Demonic cultivator. Flutist. Performer at Sakuranbo (come by to see me get naked). Bisexual disaster. I was dead for 13 years, I guess that's something interesting.

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Don't be too interesting.

As long as you're interested, that's all that matters.

I cannot look away.

Good.
I crave all of Lan Zhan's attention.

I am yours.

All mine.

Keep me.

I plan to.

Our son needs a stable home.

Sizhui? Is he here?

Only briefly a few months ago. I meant when we return.

What if we return to different worlds?

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13!? Shit, man. You've got me beat.

How long were you dead?

I don't think it was very long? Hard to tell since I was tossed into a different body.

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You transmigrated too??

There's an actual NAME for this shit? Fuck. Did you end up in the body of someone from a book?

No, I ended up in someone else's body.

So like, a real person.

When I died I got chucked into the body of a character I recognized from a book. Now I have to deal with all her bullshit. Or a least I did until I ended up here.

Are you still in that body?

Wow! I've read stories of such things, but I didn't know they could ACTUALLY happen!
Yeah. My original body was destroyed when I died.

Yeah I died in a car crash so my body is probably a lump rather than a body, haha

Sorry to focus on a depressing topic, I just didn't think I'd find anybody else with a similar experience

It doesn't seem like a terribly common occurrence. I know it's not in my world.

Yeah I was pretty surprised to see that 13yrs up there

But hey, mind letting me listen to that flute sometime?

I was pretty surprised about it, too!
Sure! Hopefully, it won't cause any problems.

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