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April | Test Drive Meme

Jikan Test Drive Meme
MinimizeYou've seen this before. The thought strikes suddenly, during whatever it is you were doing. Having an important conversation? Running away from home? Dying in the midst of a fierce battle? Where ever you are, one things is true: you're certain this isn't the first time you've lived through this. But upon realizing this, that's when it happens. Like someone hitting rewind on the VCR, you're back where you were ten minutes ago. And it happens again. And again. And again--

Until finally, something is different. A door stands in front of you. Will you go through it? Nothing else seems to be working, so this might be your only chance.



Upon opening the door and heading inside, a strange feeling overwhelms you. It's comforting and warm, like being enveloped in a soft, heavy blanket. You hear a voice murmuring in your ear, but it's unintelligible.

And in the next moment, you've appeared in a laboratory, surrounded by the unfamiliar yet worried faces of people in lab coats, speaking in a foreign language that doesn't sound so foreign to you anymore.

Nanjikan Research Laboratory

There isn't much time to process what's happening before characters are ushered out of the arrival room. They're passed between a medical and a psychiatric team, checking them for injuries and psychological trauma. Their every need is met: food is offered, injuries are tended to, and questions are answered. "You're in the Eastern Kingdom of Nippon on a planet called Gaia," they explain. "You were brought here because you became aware of the timeloop... we'll explain everything."

Orientation Nanjikan Research Lab, Tokyo
Everyone is brought to a large auditorium, where dozens of other people looking similarly out of place are seated around them. The scientists and doctors from before file on stage, thoroughly explaining the situation. What they experienced back home was a timeloop. While the loops in their home worlds are smaller and likely to resolve on their own, the fact that such a small amount of time is being repeated is what makes them so dangerous for those who become aware of it. And they've been working around the clock in collaboration with the neighboring Western Kingdom, checking adjacent universes for others who've become aware. While the technical explanations may go over the heads of most, that's not the reason they were all brought together like this.


"In order to bring you here, we used the very same magic responsible for freeing our world... Kizuna."


And they continue to explain: their own world was trapped in a year long loop for decades, if not longer. Through the use of an ancient form of bonding magic, they bound their world to the present flow of time, allowing it to progress past the timeloop. Or at least, that's how they thought it worked. In truth, Kizuna is very powerful reality-warping magic. And thanks to the powerful bond all refugees now share with the country of Nippon, the magic surrounding them will only continue to evolve.

Until they find the means of resuming the flow of time back in your home world, the refugees will just have to make due with this one. But not to worry, because Nippon is fully committed to taking care of everyone!

A Place to Call Home Tokyo, Kanto
Once orientation is over, characters will be allowed to choose housing in both Kyoto and Tokyo, enabling them the means of easily living between both Kingdoms if they please. These housing options will be fully paid for by the government of Nippon, with the NRL and MRU providing a stipend for food expenses in Tokyo and Kyoto respectively.

In lieu of providing transportation, all refugees will be granted an unlimited rail pass that they can use to travel all across Nippon! Thankfully, express routes connecting Tokyo and Kyoto will be running at all times of day, allowing refugees to freely travel between the Eastern and Western Kingdoms as they please. While this TDM and its prompts are focused on the Eastern Kingdom, you are welcome to have your character arrive in the Western Kingdom instead.

For those bound for Nihonbashi, be careful not to board the train too late at night. Because on Friday nights, the Loop Line's final train of the night is a party train! Every train car is set up with its own theme and decor, with this week featuring the return of the ever popular sexy maid cafe in the rear of the car! Dress up in a surprisingly demure maid outfit (this is 1921) and take customer orders, or have a seat and peruse the menu. Aside from a small bar, there's no actual food service or exchange of currency going on here, so it's all in good fun! The train will loop endlessly past the same station until sunrise, so hopefully they weren't planning on an early night's sleep.

In Little Edo, a Great Nippon Salamander has been spotted wandering the streets in search of clean water. While this may not seem like a big deal, these creatures range in size from that of a large dog to that of a large house. To subdue the creature, the local hunting clan, the Hanzaki, are searching for volunteers to help coax the salamander back out into the swamplands of the Tokyo Outskirts. While the safest method is to lead it using a hose or another source of water, those looking to get the job done quickly may instead choose to fight the creature, causing it to flee in whichever direction they point it in. Careful, they move faster than you think!

Over in Yoshiwara, the Tokyo branch of the refugee-owned nightclub, Club Hexxx, has finally opened its doors! Enjoy a dark and spooky atmosphere while listening to the latest jazz hits. And best of all, refugees will be offered a free glass of Club Hexxx's signature drink: Kinklist, a coffee-flavored drink that turns white after one sip, and causing the drinker's deepest sexual desire to appear written on their cheek in black ink. The text will remain until they finish the rest of the drink.


NRL Time Refugee Support Network
Once they've received their housing assignment, all refugees will be given small handheld devices called magi-tech communicators, or magi-comms for short. They're heavier than a conventional smartphone would be, but far sturdier, and powered by the ambient magic that flows through the city. Now available with limited sepia-tone color, and video cameras! They don't need to be charged, but they won't work outside of cities at all. Upon booting it up, they'll find a message linking them to a special channel for refugees.

#nrl_time_refugee_support - online
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nrl_support: Hello time refugees!
nrl_support: Welcome to your channel!
nrl_support: This is your exclusive contact channel hub for everyone who's been brought to Nippon.
nrl_support: Neat, huh?
nrl_support: Why don't you try out the new video feature?
scienz_rulz_1899: hey didja hear?
scienz_rulz_1899: there's some new tech coming out later this month
scienz_rulz_1899: something real special
scienz_rulz_1899: hope you aren't afraid of heights www :)
scienz_rulz_1899: anyway
scienz_rulz_1899: for all the new folks trickling in this month, the name's tomoko
scienz_rulz_1899: lets be friends! :)


Use the following code for your top-level if you'd like! This is how network communication will look for characters in the game until more advanced magi-tech comms become available for characters.


Springtime Flowers

With the changing of the seasons, the cherry blossoms have finally bloomed, painting the landscape with dashes of pink and white on nearly every corner. Not even the busy citizens of Tokyo can resist stopping to smell the flowers, or even enjoying picnics underneath them!

And those looking for the best place to view the flowers need look no further than Little Edo, a suburb in south Tokyo that borders the vast wetlands that separate Tokyo from Yokohama. And between the lush parks, interesting shrines, and mysterious ruins, there's no shortage of things for those settling in to explore!

A Very Special Festival Kanayama Shrine, Tokyo Outskirts
While most residents are celebrating the spring season under the cherry blossoms, a different sort of celebration is taking place at the Kanayama Shrine, located just south of Tokyo on a tall, narrow hilltop that juts out of the flooded landscape. Once more, it's time for the annual Kanamara Matsuri, and all refugees will find themselves invited to the little island to see the festivities. And what sort of festival is it, you may ask?

Why, it's the Festival of the Steel Phallus! According to legend, there was once a plague of a type of ayakashi that was known to live in the genitals of humans, whose vicious bite caused the birthrate of a certain city to drop down to zero. To combat this, an afflicted young woman asked a blacksmith to forge a steel phallus in order to break the ayakashi's teeth, freeing her of the curse. It's said the original phallus remains enshrined in the innermost chambers-- and in honor of this most venerated dildo, a festival is held every spring to celebrate sexuality and fertility, all leading up to a procession in which a giant steel phallus is paraded around the island.

(And no, I didn't make this one up.)

Refugees visiting the shrine will find no shortage of phallic-shaped foods and merchandise. Outside of the wide array of oddly shaped dildos to choose from, in terms of food, there are stalls selling lollipops, popsicles, sausages, grilled squid, octopus balls, cream-filled dick waffles-- but there's more at work here than a simple theme. Those who choose the popsicles will find themselves with a temporary oral fixation, causing an urge to have something between their lips at all times. Now, is this a naughty trick, or merely a marketing ploy to sell more popsicles? It's hard to say.

But the real treat is inside the shrine itself, where a single dildo stands tall among gilded offerings and flowers. The inner chamber is only ever put on display once a year, and for good reason. Anyone whose eyes fall upon the majestic phallus will become overwhelmed with a desire to fill or be filled - which might just be why viewings are done in groups of two or more, with the outer doors of the shrine closed behind them for privacy. There's a nice pile of pillows and no shortage of lubricating oils available, so why not get into the spirit of the season with a friend or two?

Flowers of Evil Little Edo, Tokyo
Festivals aside, many people are coming out to Little Edo to enjoy the array of cherry blossom trees for Hanami, or flower watching parties. Of these, the refugees will find themselves invited to a special gathering, taking place under the shade of a massive cherry blossom tree that was planted in their honor the year before. And yet despite it's young age, it's the largest tree around, continually growing since the initial growth spurt when it was planted. Although most understand that it was likely Kizuna that caused its sudden growth, locals have begun treating it as something sacred, leaving offerings and making prayers beneath its branches.

And should the refugees decide to take part as well, they may be surprised to find that whatever they wish for comes true. These wishes are rather limited, and some may only exist for a few minutes. But for those wishing to meet someone from home, the may be surprised to find that the person in question will appear beside them in Nippon... (See notes below for details!)

But while everyone else is enjoying the cherry blossoms, a certain park in Little Edo is drawing crowds for a different reason. After last year's outbreak of jubokko ayakashi, the cherry blossom trees in this area were permanently stained by the jubokko's red pollen, causing the pink petals to develop distinct red veins.

However, unlike the jubokko's pollen, these petals carry a very different effect. Anyone who stands under the shade of these trees will feel an irresistible urge to confess something. This can be something minor, like a strange food combination they are particularly fond of, or something major, such as the name of the last person they had sex with. This urge will linger even after leaving the flowers, until they've either confessed enough to appease the tree, or until the trees go bare when the blossoms fall.

Underwater Mysteries Tokyo Outskirts, Kanto
Those who are familiar with some version of Nippon may find the changed landscape to be rather confusing. Due to a massive time surge many decades ago, the entire region of Kanto was flooded, leaving many cities underwater or transformed into swamplands. As nature took over, the flooded region surrounding Tokyo came to be known the Tokyo Outskirts.

Ordinarily, exploring this area can be rather dangerous, given both the presence of dangerous Ayakashi and the unstable landscape that's peppered with the ruins of drowned cities. But this week, those looking for a little adventure can take part in special boat tours exploring the ruins and viewing the cherry trees from a unique vantage point.

Up to four people can fit in a single steamboat, which is preprogrammed to follow a path that will take passengers past the top of a large hill that's almost completely covered in cherry blossom trees, with the ruins of a few old buildings just barely visible beneath the overgrowth. But beauty aside, the real marvel is within the water itself, which is clear enough that one can look down and see roads, trees, and even entire buildings still mostly intact beneath the surface. You'd think the water just appeared one day, given that nothing seems to have been destroyed when the flood occurred.

But not every trip will go as smoothly as planned. Hidden beneath the pink petals that pepper the surface of the water, unlucky refugees may spot the long, long body of an Ikuchi, the sea serpent ayakashi. Thought to be the longest Ayakashi to exist in Nippon, these thick, snake-like creatures may take entire minutes just to pass under a boat. Spotting the body is simply distressing, and thankfully not of much concern. But should someone make eye contact with the third eye on top of its head, the Ikuchi will climb over the side of the boat and coil around it, attempting to drag it beneath the surface. And for the one who initially made eye contact, they'll find themselves affixed with a curse that temporarily makes it impossible to float in the water.

Thankfully, this ayakashi isn't interested in attacking those who fall overboard, and there's plenty of spots where the water is far more shallow. But those who fall in will have to wait until another tour comes by to ferry them back to shore.



OOC Notes
Welcome to Jikan's April TDM! The TDM is considered game canon, and also serves as the intro log! That said, whether you choose to carry threads over to the game or not is up to you!

• For this month only, please include in your top-level if you are a new player without an invite! Those seeking an invite can do so here!!

• CRAU characters may start regaining their CRAU memories one month after the TDM. However, vague feelings of familiarity are allowed between previous game CR! For more on this, please read the FAQ!

• You do not need to sign-up for housing! Choose whichever style you prefer. Roommates can be chosen by the characters or can be random. If you want to switch housing later, your character has the option of moving at the beginning of each month.

• Despite everything, Kanamaru Matsuri is considered an all-ages event!

• Wishes can be anything, from food items to items from home. All characters in the game will be allowed to redeem one item, magical or otherwise, from home using this prompt! However, for new character apping into the game, you have the option to have your character join the game by being wished into the setting. The wish can be anything from a direct plea to see a certain castmate again, or even just a wish for more friends that goes awry. These characters will still remember a time loop, but will not remember seeing a door, instead appearing in Tokyo after hearing the wishing-character's voice call to them. These characters will then be encouraged to visit the NRL for orientation, and will be offered an explanation that Kizuna saved them from the timeloop directly.

• While characters may attempt to fight the Ikuchi, it will not fight back, and cutting its body will cause it to grow another head and become another separate Ikuchi. This new head is also capable of cursing people, so it's probably best to leave it alone.


Please leave any questions about the TDM prompts in the thread below! General game questions can be directed to the FAQ!

Apps are always open!





lettenhove: (s2 - 12)

jaskier — the witcher

[personal profile] lettenhove 2022-04-03 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
𝒷ℯℯ𝓃 𝒶 𝓁ℴ𝓃ℊ 𝓉𝒾𝓂ℯ 𝓉𝓇𝒶𝓋ℯ𝓁𝒾𝓃ℊ ⎯ ᴀ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴀʟʟ ʜᴏᴍᴇ ➨ (nihonboshi party train)

[ after the oddity that was the orientation, jaskier is still feeling very much out of sorts. nothing like what he's seen so far has ever seemed familiar in any way, and he's seen loads of crazy shit. of course, this is a new world ( a new sphere? he wonders ), and he's trying to take all that in stride. it's not easy by any means, which leads to him boarding a train, not knowing what it is much less what it does ( he's used to walking beside someone on a horse ).

what he finds on board is just as strange as everything else he's seen so far. he's trying to get used to the odd style of dress, but as soon as something begins to seem familiar, someone shows up in something entirely different. how is a man supposed to know what the current fashions are if everyone wears strange clothes?

eventually, he'll settle in a seat and just... look around. he no longer has his beloved elven-made lute for him to occupy himself with, but at least he has his notebook and charcoal. he begins scribbling in it, but after a few minutes of him casting about for appropriate lyrics, he huffs in annoyance. that's when one of the maids approach him, offering him a menu. one look is given to it before his eyes grow wide and he coughs into a closed fist. ]


I- uh, can't say there's anything wrong with being forward, but, ah, shouldn't we at least exchange names first?

𝓃ℴ𝓌 𝓅ℴ𝓊𝓇 𝒽𝒾𝓂 𝓈ℴ𝓂ℯ 𝒶𝓁ℯ​ ⎯ ɴᴇᴛᴡᴏʀᴋ ➨
#nrl_time_refugee_support - online
Inbox
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sᴀɴᴅᴘɪᴘᴇʀ:he ll o
sᴀɴᴅᴘɪᴘᴇʀ: is this right?
sᴀɴᴅᴘɪᴘᴇʀ: yes ok julian alfred pankratz, viscount of lettenhove here
sᴀɴᴅᴘɪᴘᴇʀ: anyone know where i can get a good beer or two?
sᴀɴᴅᴘɪᴘᴇʀ: i've a need to get really drunk really fast
ℴ𝒽 𝓋𝒶𝓁𝓁ℯ𝓎 ℴ𝒻 𝓅𝓁ℯ𝓃𝓉𝓎 ⎯ ᴀ ᴠᴇʀʏ sᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟ ғᴇsᴛɪᴠᴀʟ ➨

[ now, this is a party jaskier can get behind. it speaks to his romantic notions, even if there's a heavy focus on dicks. flowers and music and food and basically everything a bard could love. the only problem is that he has no idea where to start. oh, how he wishes he had his lute with him to serenade a few of the very lovely maidens, but failing that, he heads to the food stalls. he bypasses the candy, not in the mood for such, instead paying for a bit of sausage and starting into it with gusto. while he's very aware of how it looks, given the nature of the festival, he doesn't seem to care that he looks a bit a fool for essentially tearing into an edible penis with his teeth. with mouth full, he glances at the closest person to him, then swallows hard and speaks. ]

'stuff's pretty good, wouldn't you say? I could definitely do with some beer, though. Ale? Wine? No? Shit.


[ ooc: jaskier is coming from s2 of the Witcher, so spoiler warning goes here. also plz 20+ for smut, but otherwise ota. feel free to pm me for plotting/wildcards/etc. ]
thanks_bunches: (LA4)

ᴀ ᴠᴇʀʏ sᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟ ғᴇsᴛɪᴠᴀʟ ➨

[personal profile] thanks_bunches 2022-04-03 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
[ Geralt had heard of such festivals before, Vesemir had taught him all kinds of folklore and fables, this too included stories of cultures that celebrated fertility and sex by encouraging their clans and people to indulge themselves, surround themselves even, in activities and trinkets that acted as a way of getting them to act in certain ways and so on.

So of course the bloody Bard was here and doing just that.

Of all the people from the Continent he could have bumped into, it had to be Jaskier, didn't it? It couldn't have been someone more inconspicuous, someone, less likely to make a scene and drag the Witcher into it somehow. Well, there was no way of hiding from him now, not considering they only went and locked eyes with him while deepthroating the shit out of that sausage. ]


. . .

[ Geralt's face said it all. Unimpressed, bordering on mildly irritated as he juts his stubbled jaw out a little, inclining his head just a tad and inhaling deeply through his nose only to part his lips in a sigh. ]

Stop that. Eat slower.

[ It's not that he didn't want Jaskier to choke, no, he just didn't like all the looks the Bard was already drawing for his enthusiastic eating! ]
lettenhove: (pic#13852116)

[personal profile] lettenhove 2022-04-03 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ as soon as his blue eyes lock with those the color of the sun, jaskier freezes in place, the bite he had of sausage stuffed into one cheek as if he were some kind of squirrel. he tries to swallow it down and manages to only choke a little bit before tossing aside the remains of his snack and throwing his arms out in greeting. of course, it's really only been a few hours since he last saw geralt at kaer morhen, amidst the ruin inside the keep's main hall, but that hadn't made it any less welcoming to see the witcher. sure, he was still a tiny bit peeved about the whole mountain thing, but even that is eclipsed by the knowledge that geralt is here with him in this world and that he won't be alone. ]

Geralt, my friend!

[ eagerly, he throws his arms around geralt in a bracing hug, before pulling back with just his hands lingering on the witcher's ( bloated ) biceps. ]

Can you believe this place? It puts Belleteyn to shame, really. Of course, it could do with less focus on penises, but then I think we both can do with a bit of fun after all the fuckery we just went through.

[ he pauses, looking around geralt, as if searching for someone. ]

Are Ciri and Yennefer here too?
thanks_bunches: (LA5)

[personal profile] thanks_bunches 2022-04-03 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ There's a low rumbling sound like a giant cat purring, only it sounds more like it's about to pounce and attack then roll over for a belly scratch. The sound in question was coming from the Witcher. A deep, gruff grumble, one Jaskier should be used to hearing by now, seeing as he was one of the main reasons for it. It was a sort of pre-annoyance at the Bard, seeing as Geralt had just seen him eating that sausage with his hands, hands that he was now wrapping around him and patting his arms down with. ]

Thanks, bunches.

[He grumbled out sarcastically, ever so slightly shaking his head as he considered the other man for a long moment, just looking over his stupidly excited face. It was hard not to smile at him, but Geralt didn't do too much smiling at the best of times, so he manages with just a flash of a quirk of his lips. Raising a hand to clap the Bard (a little roughly) on his shoulder before pushing them aside and walking past them. ]

No. It's just us as far as I can tell.

[ Now it was the Witcher looking past the Bard in search of the girls. They had been with them not long before he was pulled through the door, so why weren't they here now? ]

Could be a trap. It'd be wise not to eat anything. In case it's positioned.

[ Glancing back at his friend, then to the discarded sausage near him with that look he so often gives the Bard. ]
lettenhove: (s2 - 50)

[personal profile] lettenhove 2022-04-03 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ as usual, jaskier completely ignores the rumbling in the witcher, too used to his brooding ways and cranky grumbling to be bothered by it. instead, he continues to grin at his friend, catching that hint of a smirk before following his gaze. with yennefer and ciri not in presence, he's surprised geralt isn't more concerned, but then, geralt is known to keep a cool head in potentially dangerous situations... unlike jaskier. ]

Hm, well, I'm not all that worried about Yennefer, that woman can handle herself, but Ciri...

[ he pauses, looking up at geralt in order to try and gauge the witcher's mood. considering what they just came from, he's not surprised by geralt's wariness. still... ]

Are you sure? Because those ice sticks look pretty tempting.
thanks_bunches: (LA9)

[personal profile] thanks_bunches 2022-04-03 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh, Geralt was worried alright, he was just borderline exhausted, what with all that had just been happening to then before being pulled through some kind of portal. That's a good point actually... As Jaskier mentions the girls, Geralt groans, turning back around, using those unnatural senses of his to see if he can see them within a wide radius.

But no, it's useless, they're not here. Which brings up a small nagging thought in the back of his mind. A thought he so badly doesn't want to give any time to. And yet here we are... ]


Hmm, that's right, Yen is more than capable. What if she sent us here? Get us out of the way.

[ No, he shouldn't think or talk like that, Yennefer had proved that she was sorry for what she'd done. She'd been trying to make it up to them. Brought back in the moment by Jaskier prattling on about some ice popsicle? And so with a sigh and a swipe of his hand, Geralt nabbed one of the ice treats in question and promptly stuffed it into the Bard's mouth. Sure, it might have looked a little odd, the Witcher more or less force-feeding the other man like that, but Jaskier talked too much at times, it was distracting. ]
lettenhove: (s2 - 25)

[personal profile] lettenhove 2022-04-03 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[ as much as he'd like to agree with geralt about yennefer, he simply can't, recalling just how vulnerable she had been without her magic, how she'd hugged him, how she ensure he was there to help in what little way he could. sure, he still thinks she's a conniving, manipulative strop of a woman, but she's become a friend of sorts. so he frowns, about to say something in response when geralt shoves the sweet, icy treat into his mouth.

at first, he's too indignant to bother tasting it. but as the flavor bursts onto his tongue, jaskier can't help but feel his eyes roll back as he groans. slowly, without really realizing how it looks, he pulls the popsicle out of his mouth. his lips linger around the tip until he's finally withdrawing the treat enough to lick at it.

finally, after this little show ( of which he has no idea he's making ), he looks up at geralt. ]


Not bad! This is pretty good. [ he holds it out for geralt. ] Want a taste? And don't think you've gotten out of talking about Yennefer.
chichichi: (025)

ɴᴇᴛᴡᴏʀᴋ | un: birdinthehand ➨

[personal profile] chichichi 2022-04-03 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
That's a mouthful, you know.

Only two?
lettenhove: (s2 - 25)

ɴᴇᴛᴡᴏʀᴋ | un: sandpiper

[personal profile] lettenhove 2022-04-03 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
i suppose it is. Might as well call me Jaskier

it'll Take more than 2 of course, but a man has to start somewhere
chichichi: (pic#13362735)

[personal profile] chichichi 2022-04-03 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Jaskier it is, then. I'm Setsura.

And I suppose that's fair enough. Do you prefer your drinking venue loud, lively, and bright or quieter and subdued? There are options here.
pilot05: (Tension)

A Very Special Festival

[personal profile] pilot05 2022-04-03 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Wufei's gotten separated from his seeing-eye-pilot, and despite that being a very real fear of his right now, he doesn't outwardly show the panic spiral going on inside his head. Instead he's standing in exactly the spot Duo left him, next to a food stall. With a phallic popsicle in his hand, that he can't get himself to stop sucking on, for some reason.]

I'm sure you'll find some around here eventually. It's a festival, after all. [His tone is a little acidic, and his eyes are milky, not focusing on anything in particular as he bites off the top of his popsicle and crushes it in his teeth.] If you see a man with a meter long braid, yank on it. He'll know where the alcohol is.
lettenhove: (pic#13852119)

[personal profile] lettenhove 2022-04-03 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ ah, a right grump, this one. jaskier makes a face for a few seconds before straightening up and clearing his throat. the way the other man almost savagely bites into his icy treat makes jaskier distinctly uncomfortable. ]

Er- Yes, well, most festivals I've been to, even the fertility ones, aren't so... focused? But I'll keep that in mind. Meter long, you say? I suppose braiding it helps keep it out of his face, or... something.
pilot05: (Distain)

[personal profile] pilot05 2022-04-03 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
[He raises a brow at the choice of words, taking his time chewing the icy treat he'd just bitten off before he grumbles, mostly to himself.] Fertility? I suppose it's no surprise he wanted to come.

[If he notices the pun, he ignores it, waving his decapitated dick-sicle as he speaks.] Yes, a meter long, chestnut brown, looks soft and pillowy. And he keeps it braided for sentimental reasons. If he were the least bit practical he would've lopped it all off before marching off to war. [Says the man with a ponytail.]
lettenhove: (pic#13852126)

[personal profile] lettenhove 2022-04-03 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ raising a brow and settling a hand covered in rings against a cocked hip, jaskier gives the ( seemingly ) young man a look over. describing a "friend" like that... well, jaskier is a poet. he knows things. ]

Is this gentleman a dear friend of yours? I can understand keeping one's hair in a certain fashion for the sake of sentimentality, after all, there's something poetic about a long-haired warrior, facing hordes of enemies while wind whips his hair about. Actually, that's pretty good- Give me a second here...

[ he digs in his pocket for his little notebook and charcoal, jotting a few things into it before tucking it away again. ]

Anyway... [ a beat. ] Is that... ice? Is there more?
pilot05: (Hmmmm)

[personal profile] pilot05 2022-04-03 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Wufei, on the other hand, has firmly cemented himself as a paragon of denial. Duo is just a friend, just a friend that he had fought beside, and would die for. That he trusted with his life and with his current, rather humiliating, condition.] Of course he is, there is no one I would sooner trust at my back.

[He frowns, trying to work out what Jaskier is doing without the convenience of eyesight. He licks the shaft of his cocksicle.] Ice and fruit, yes. They sell it at a stall thirty meters that way. [He points and, indeed, just a short distance in that direction, there they all are. In all their cold, phallic glory.]
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[personal profile] lettenhove 2022-04-03 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ when jaskier notes that the young man has hardly moved, much less looked in any particular direction, that's when he realizes. his own ( seeing ) eyes widen and he mutters a quick "fuck" before clearing his throat again and turns his gaze to follow along the line to which the young man is pointing. ]

Ah, I see. And I don't suppose you do. Forgive me for my rudeness, I hadn't considered that you might be, well, unseeing.
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[personal profile] pilot05 2022-04-03 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Both Wufei's brows go up at that. He'd thought it was rather obvious he was blind, but he can't see his own face to know how obvious it is or isn't.] It's called blindness, where I'm from, but yes. One of the little creatures here did... something that took my vision.

[He hardly keeps the popsicle away from his mouth long enough to get the words out before he's sucking on it again.] The man with the braid was escorting me, but apparently something shiny caught his eye and he's gotten waylaid somehow. He'll return eventually.
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[personal profile] lettenhove 2022-04-03 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
Your friend, yes, I can understand that.

[ watching him suck on that popsicle is rather distracting, and he has to give himself a little shake of his head. ]

In that case, it would be amiss of me if I did not offer my assistance and perhaps my name. Julian Alfred Pankratz, viscount of Lettenhove, at your service. Normally this is when I'd bow, but that seems to be unnecessary.
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[personal profile] pilot05 2022-04-03 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
[He nods slightly, and he seems to relax a bit as the stranger introduces himself, and in such a formal way. He offers a bow in greeting out of habit, though the direction is askew just a bit, so he seems to be bowing at the space beside Jaskier.] I am Chang Wufei, leader of the Long Clan. I am honored to make your acquaintance.

[He even manages to keep the popsicle out of his mouth for the whole gesture. He frowns a little when he puts it back in his mouth.] Given the state of my clan, I've no right to expect a bow in the first place. If you do happen to see my friend, getting him to return would be quite helpful. I'm starting to think he may've done this on purpose.
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[personal profile] lettenhove 2022-04-03 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
That's fair enough, I suppose. In which case, I'm sure Lettenhove doesn't exist here, so you might as well just call me Jaskier.

[ he settles a hand on wufei's shoulder, amiable and friendly. ]

Your friend left you on purpose? What makes you think that?
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[personal profile] pilot05 2022-04-03 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[He pulls the popsicle out of his mouth, and his gaze turns in its general direction.] To begin with he told me to stay here, that he'd be right back. But he also loves a good prank and did not tell me that this was a fertility festival. Or that I've been eating something... anatomically correct.

[It goes back in his mouth for a few seconds.] Or that it's cursed; I can't seem to put it down. [And while the flavor wasn't bad, losing his self control was something that grated on him rather visibly.]
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[personal profile] lettenhove 2022-04-03 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[ making a small, considering sound, jaskier squeezes wufei's shoulder before releasing him and taking a step back because he can't seem to take his eyes off where that popsicle slides into wufei's mouth. ]

How horrible of him. Are you sure it's cursed, though? I've never heard of a curse like that.
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[personal profile] pilot05 2022-04-03 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[Wufei shrugs a little when his shoulder is released.] He's not so bad as to abandon me entirely, but he's not above having a bit of fun at my expense. As for the curse, I've no other explanation for my sudden loss of self control. I wouldn't normally keep eating something intentionally phallic, but having my mouth empty is... extremely unpleasant.

[And the popsicle goes back in. He's either losing the battle or not even trying anymore.] There don't seem to be any other effects, that I'm aware of.
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BEER MY DUDES!

[personal profile] maxwellsdaemon 2022-04-03 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
You're at the food stalls, buddy. The booze is back that way.

[Duo was all grins as he stepped up to the guy's side and gestured for the stall owner to pack him up a few of the sausages to go. They were pretty good, there were a few things that tasted real good so he had plans to hit those stalls, stock up and take them back home with him.

He gave his fellow sausage connoisseur a much wider, wicked grin.]


Though you're more likely to get cocktails here.