it's going down, i'm yelling tinder

[battlebound]

the tinder kizunah! meme Do I really need to introduce this? You're young, hot, and in the prime of life (probably). So, naturally, you want to find a date! Or maybe a friend. Or maybe a [ reason this meme will be friends locked ]. Or — what's even more likely? — you woke up one morning to an alert from a strange new social media app named "kizunah!" and found that Nippon* has somehow set up this profile for you! What on earth are you going to do now? Reply to your matches? Make a friend? Hit on people? I'm not the boss of you. Go for it. *Kizunah! is not an official, Nippon approved app and currently exists only for the purposes of this meme. I hold no power, only thirst. Do not write me letters.

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Comments

[infernaltouch]

Korollan (old enough) Massage therapist. No I will not give you a massage for free...unless you ask nicely. Ask extra nicely and I just might give you a happy ending. I don't care. Boy. Girl. Both. Neither. Fluid. If you're cute, you're cute. No minors. No slutshaming. I am who I am. (ﾉ´･ω･)ﾉ ~❤️

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[diabolique]

What's a happy ending?

[glitzandglamour]

[They never exchanged names. And while Mettaton struggles to differentiate one human from another sometimes, he's... fairly sure this is the guy he met from the sweets shop? (It's a meme, it's fine.)]

You didn't strike me as the sort for cute little emoticons like that, darling. What a surprise.

lisa minci × genshin impact

[kyuukei]

Lisa Minci (Wouldn't you like to know~?) Who, me? Well, I'm a librarian and a mage, and I enjoy nothing more than a quiet afternoon with a nice cup of tea and a friend. If that sounds like something you're interested in, come and talk to me. As long as you respect the rules of the library, of course.

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[gentledawn]

Xiao Xingchen (19) I am a pupil of Baoshan Sanren who has left his master's mountain far behind. I am currently a healer-in-training, working as a nurse with premature babies. I am most attracted to men and I believe I am gay.

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[infernaltouch]

ಠಿ_ಠ

Don't you have a boyfriend already?

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[soakedinvinegar]

Hello, A-Chen.

[dragonrising]

You have a kind heart. I believe anyone would be interested in knowing you better.

[fated_dance]

Would it be too bold of me to say I miss you?

steak × food fantasy

[battlebound]

Steak (200~) That's my real name. I'm a food soul. Do not ask for an explanation. If you're interested in sparring, message me and we'll arrange something. No Bloody Marys.

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[freshskin]

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That's not very nice of you, Steak.

[mourningjade]

Lan Wangji (20) I am a cultivator who is practiced with the guqin and speaking to the dead. I am attracted to men.

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[diabolique]

Lan Zhan~

[thescorpionking]

Xie Wang (Xie Liu) (Late Twenties) I'll tell you what you need to know in time.

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[heartsgambler]

Everything about you I need to know, I believe I already do.

[fated_dance]

Have you been keeping secrets from me?

calanthe × original

[floralisse]

Calanthe (19) There's so many new and wonderful things here, I hope you're as excited to discover them as I am! Let's enjoy ourselves while we can. After all, you never know what could happen tomorrow.

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[sixtyeighth]

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No.

[earlylight]

Aerith Gainsborough (22) I am a flower seller~ I have quite a green thumb! As for who I like? I'm interested in men and women, actually.

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Kuro | Servamp

[neetvampire]

Kuro (Too old to keep track) Just a peaceful guy who likes long naps, relaxing and snacks. Capricorn, if that means anything to you. A vampire, but I don't bite. Only into guys.

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[sixtyeighth]

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Bite me again.

[protectorofsmiles]

Genbu Onishi (2X) I'm lol what is this app!!!! It's hilarious!! How do u even work this thing I AM SO LOST OH WAIT WHY ARE ALL THE LETTERS BIG NOW HOW DO I MAKE THEM SMALL AGAI

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[unsundered]

Genbu Genbu Genbu.

I'm impressed you managed to post something at all, considering this (well expected) display of technical prowess. Or perhaps it's that heroic persistence at work once more.

Satan (Ryo Asuka) | Devilman

[granddevil]

Satan (no age) The fallen one, Lucifer, the Devil, etc. Intersex, but can shapeshift into everything, so it doesn't really matter, does it? I'm into everything except humans.

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[ and because Satan uses his "Ryo Asuka" alter-ego to pretend to be someone else, here is Ryo's profile: ]

Ryo Asuka (who cares) I doubt any of you can handle me. I'm very picky.

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[metalcrusher]

Mettaton (Mettaton.) Gorgeous. Famous. Sexy. Add in some sparkles, spice, and magic, and you have Mettaton: FABULOUS star and lover of humans and monsters! OHHH YES!! Will you be lucky enough to behold my lovely legs?? What's YOUR favorite part of Mettaton?

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[unsundered]

Unless my memory is faultier than I thought, you don't even have legs in that form of yours.

[soakedinvinegar]

Wen Kexing (30ish) Collector of beauties. Here for a good time, not a long time. Bonus points if you're interested in my husband, too.

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[fated_dance]

Wen Kexing Wen Kexing. [ Zishu's grinning as he shakes his head. ]

Offering me up as well as yourself could be seen as bad form.

[ Not that he cares. Or minds. ]

[diabolique]

Wei Wuxian (20s) Demonic cultivator. Flutist. Bisexual disaster. I was dead for 13 years, I guess that's something interesting.

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[mourningjade]

You forgot several points.

[theatrics]

Ouyang (22) General of the Prince of Henan's armies. Interests are: swordsmanship, archery, falconry, warfare. Ask what you want to know.

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[dragonrising]

Precise and to the point. I like that actually.