[ Oh he's used to it. Beyond the eye roll there isn't an incredible amount of protest. ]

Oh, Ecosse. You know I have a soft spot for him. We just had a bit of a bumpy start.

[ Insulted his naked glory, tried to kick him on a futon... Huff huff puff puff. France is just better living on his own, but he'll survive. ]

The alien... what was its name again? Anthony? Mm, no. Doesn't seem to like me much. I'm thinking of setting him free in the wild. Like a game.

[ DEFINITELY LIKE A GAME. Catch and release. Go home, Tony. You're not the sexy Domme breed of alien France is okay with. ]

Go on. Your date looks lonely.

[ What a shitty smirk. Ah, young love. ]