Wouldn't that have been grand? Very grand. But no, a certain Cretan Princess, for me. I'm sure the Fates would have blessed you with our lovely, lovely lady Aphrodite instead.

[It's an open secret after all.

Dionysus hardly pauses before patting Ares on the back.]

The beer to your liking? It's not wine, nothing compares except maybe Nectar, Ambrosia too, but I've been finding it quite good.