[Party Train - NSFW for nudity] [There are two unquestionable facts about Dazai.
1. He cares a lot about his clothes. A lot about them. So when they're taken, of course he's going to immediately try to win them back. No offense to the school uniform, but he put a lot of effort into that outfit!
2. He has no poker face whatsoever.
Which is why he's in a corner of the train car, totally naked and trying not to sulk. If anyone makes eye contact with him-]
Hey, can I ask a favor? Are you any good at poker?
[Dick Festival - NSFW for obvious reasons] [Dazai's been enjoying himself at the festival, snickering a little at the prizes and going to town on some popsicles, but now he's here at the main attraction: the dildo itself.]
...You know, one of my best friends made a two meter tall dick out of snow once? But I think this is even bigger than that.
[Flowers of Evil - SFW] [Speaking of Ango's work.
The cherry blossoms are lovely, suspicious though their blooming is. And Dazai isn't bloodthirsty enough to see the one tree's true form - but he sure does notice other people's reaction to it, and he's read the story.
Which is why he's currently here squinting at that tree in particular.]
I've never heard of a cherry blossom tree that only terrifies some people...
Dazai Osamu | Bungou to Alchemist
[There are two unquestionable facts about Dazai.
1. He cares a lot about his clothes. A lot about them. So when they're taken, of course he's going to immediately try to win them back. No offense to the school uniform, but he put a lot of effort into that outfit!
2. He has no poker face whatsoever.
Which is why he's in a corner of the train car, totally naked and trying not to sulk. If anyone makes eye contact with him-]
Hey, can I ask a favor? Are you any good at poker?
[Dick Festival - NSFW for obvious reasons]
[Dazai's been enjoying himself at the festival, snickering a little at the prizes and going to town on some popsicles, but now he's here at the main attraction: the dildo itself.]
...You know, one of my best friends made a two meter tall dick out of snow once? But I think this is even bigger than that.
[Flowers of Evil - SFW]
[Speaking of Ango's work.
The cherry blossoms are lovely, suspicious though their blooming is. And Dazai isn't bloodthirsty enough to see the one tree's true form - but he sure does notice other people's reaction to it, and he's read the story.
Which is why he's currently here squinting at that tree in particular.]
I've never heard of a cherry blossom tree that only terrifies some people...