[ Ragetti nods along enthusiastically as Fukuda spins his description. He doesn't know what a "movie" is, but it's clearly some kind of way to tell stories, and these stories are about him!! Sort of!! ]

Yeah, yeah, we done all that stuff! Well, most of it - Blackbeard's dead, far's I know, but duelin' on board ships, buried treasure, all that, definitely. I even wore me an eyepatch, before this. [ He taps his wooden eye proudly. ]

So... wait. [ History, books and stories - this all sounds suspiciously past-tense. ] There's no more pirates actually in the future, though, is that what yer sayin'? Guess it don't seem too likely that we find the Fountain of Youth after all...

[ He droops. They'd been just about to embark on that quest before he ended up here, and it had sounded like a particularly exciting one. ]