You would be so lucky. I've been the object of affection for many, you know. You wouldn't be the first but-

[He's a catch? Screw you.]

It's not so wrong to have family that cares for your wellbeing, no matter how misplaced it is.

[He flicks another bit of cream from the tip of his nose to Ranpo's face.]

You don't seem the type be led astray by some wayward feelings anyway. I doubt she needs to fear much.