Oh dear. Was he going to have to pretend to enjoy food again? That was potentially inconvenient. Sigh. The life of a vampire was so hard, but for some stupid reason he didn't want to hurt her feelings.

"Surely they would have anticipated such a thing," he mused. "I mean, they know what they're doing, pulling people from other prime material planes. Perhaps there's a book or...something else informative laying about." He started pulling open kitchen drawers and poking about to check.