"Alright, then stay right here! I'll be back... soon as I find somewhere to pee." And maybe once he'd grabbed something else to eat, or something more permeant to shove in his mouth that didn't make his tongue cold.

"Just stay here. Don't go anywhere! Anyone tries to move you... kick em." Duo really didn't want to leave Wufei. He didn't. But he also couldn't just stand around with a hardon! So once he was sure Wufei would stay put, Duo hurried off to find somewhere to sort himself out.

This was going to be a long day. He hard regrets.