"You tryin ta say I've an oral fixation without the chemical, or magical, encouragement?" Duo raised a brow at that. Wufei didn't know much about his sex life, but he supposed he could just mean food. And Duo was generally particular about his foods. Or at least where they came from. Unless the situation was dire, he was in a position where he didn't have to struggle with such things.

But Wufei? Wufei was just being an asshole. And Duo, for all his confidence and bravado, was really starting to have regrets.

And wondering if these things had some kind of viagra effect as well? Though a quick look at Wufei told him his friend wasn't suffering the same way he was.

"Buddy, you need to stop that..." Duo said then, a little strain in his voice that he tried to hide with a laugh. "People are gonna get the wrong impression."