[He follows alongside him, hoping that they can find something nice and phallus-free. Which is easier said than done when the very first stall they walk by is just a wall of dick waffles with various amounts of cream drizzled over the top. Perhaps they should just move past that one--]

Oh! Look, there's a stall selling tempura! Why don't we try some of that? It looks like they have a nice variety too.

[Carrot, zucchini, eggplant, shrimp, sweet potato... and all cut in a way that resembled long strips, so they may revel in their moderately phallic-glory. But hey, it's the most food-looking food here! They even take suggestions, should someone want to fry up another treat available at the festival.]