[ ah, a right grump, this one. jaskier makes a face for a few seconds before straightening up and clearing his throat. the way the other man almost savagely bites into his icy treat makes jaskier distinctly uncomfortable. ]

Er- Yes, well, most festivals I've been to, even the fertility ones, aren't so... focused? But I'll keep that in mind. Meter long, you say? I suppose braiding it helps keep it out of his face, or... something.