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April | Test Drive Meme

Jikan Test Drive Meme
MinimizeYou've seen this before. The thought strikes suddenly, during whatever it is you were doing. Having an important conversation? Running away from home? Dying in the midst of a fierce battle? Where ever you are, one things is true: you're certain this isn't the first time you've lived through this. But upon realizing this, that's when it happens. Like someone hitting rewind on the VCR, you're back where you were ten minutes ago. And it happens again. And again. And again--

Until finally, something is different. A door stands in front of you. Will you go through it? Nothing else seems to be working, so this might be your only chance.



Upon opening the door and heading inside, a strange feeling overwhelms you. It's comforting and warm, like being enveloped in a soft, heavy blanket. You hear a voice murmuring in your ear, but it's unintelligible.

And in the next moment, you've appeared in a laboratory, surrounded by the unfamiliar yet worried faces of people in lab coats, speaking in a foreign language that doesn't sound so foreign to you anymore.

Nanjikan Research Laboratory

There isn't much time to process what's happening before characters are ushered out of the arrival room. They're passed between a medical and a psychiatric team, checking them for injuries and psychological trauma. Their every need is met: food is offered, injuries are tended to, and questions are answered. "You're in the Eastern Kingdom of Nippon on a planet called Gaia," they explain. "You were brought here because you became aware of the timeloop... we'll explain everything."

Orientation Nanjikan Research Lab, Tokyo
Everyone is brought to a large auditorium, where dozens of other people looking similarly out of place are seated around them. The scientists and doctors from before file on stage, thoroughly explaining the situation. What they experienced back home was a timeloop. While the loops in their home worlds are smaller and likely to resolve on their own, the fact that such a small amount of time is being repeated is what makes them so dangerous for those who become aware of it. And they've been working around the clock in collaboration with the neighboring Western Kingdom, checking adjacent universes for others who've become aware. While the technical explanations may go over the heads of most, that's not the reason they were all brought together like this.


"In order to bring you here, we used the very same magic responsible for freeing our world... Kizuna."


And they continue to explain: their own world was trapped in a year long loop for decades, if not longer. Through the use of an ancient form of bonding magic, they bound their world to the present flow of time, allowing it to progress past the timeloop. Or at least, that's how they thought it worked. In truth, Kizuna is very powerful reality-warping magic. And thanks to the powerful bond all refugees now share with the country of Nippon, the magic surrounding them will only continue to evolve.

Until they find the means of resuming the flow of time back in your home world, the refugees will just have to make due with this one. But not to worry, because Nippon is fully committed to taking care of everyone!

A Place to Call Home Tokyo, Kanto
Once orientation is over, characters will be allowed to choose housing in both Kyoto and Tokyo, enabling them the means of easily living between both Kingdoms if they please. These housing options will be fully paid for by the government of Nippon, with the NRL and MRU providing a stipend for food expenses in Tokyo and Kyoto respectively.

In lieu of providing transportation, all refugees will be granted an unlimited rail pass that they can use to travel all across Nippon! Thankfully, express routes connecting Tokyo and Kyoto will be running at all times of day, allowing refugees to freely travel between the Eastern and Western Kingdoms as they please. While this TDM and its prompts are focused on the Eastern Kingdom, you are welcome to have your character arrive in the Western Kingdom instead.

For those bound for Nihonbashi, be careful not to board the train too late at night. Because on Friday nights, the Loop Line's final train of the night is a party train! Every train car is set up with its own theme and decor, with this week featuring the return of the ever popular sexy maid cafe in the rear of the car! Dress up in a surprisingly demure maid outfit (this is 1921) and take customer orders, or have a seat and peruse the menu. Aside from a small bar, there's no actual food service or exchange of currency going on here, so it's all in good fun! The train will loop endlessly past the same station until sunrise, so hopefully they weren't planning on an early night's sleep.

In Little Edo, a Great Nippon Salamander has been spotted wandering the streets in search of clean water. While this may not seem like a big deal, these creatures range in size from that of a large dog to that of a large house. To subdue the creature, the local hunting clan, the Hanzaki, are searching for volunteers to help coax the salamander back out into the swamplands of the Tokyo Outskirts. While the safest method is to lead it using a hose or another source of water, those looking to get the job done quickly may instead choose to fight the creature, causing it to flee in whichever direction they point it in. Careful, they move faster than you think!

Over in Yoshiwara, the Tokyo branch of the refugee-owned nightclub, Club Hexxx, has finally opened its doors! Enjoy a dark and spooky atmosphere while listening to the latest jazz hits. And best of all, refugees will be offered a free glass of Club Hexxx's signature drink: Kinklist, a coffee-flavored drink that turns white after one sip, and causing the drinker's deepest sexual desire to appear written on their cheek in black ink. The text will remain until they finish the rest of the drink.


NRL Time Refugee Support Network
Once they've received their housing assignment, all refugees will be given small handheld devices called magi-tech communicators, or magi-comms for short. They're heavier than a conventional smartphone would be, but far sturdier, and powered by the ambient magic that flows through the city. Now available with limited sepia-tone color, and video cameras! They don't need to be charged, but they won't work outside of cities at all. Upon booting it up, they'll find a message linking them to a special channel for refugees.

#nrl_time_refugee_support - online
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nrl_support: Hello time refugees!
nrl_support: Welcome to your channel!
nrl_support: This is your exclusive contact channel hub for everyone who's been brought to Nippon.
nrl_support: Neat, huh?
nrl_support: Why don't you try out the new video feature?
scienz_rulz_1899: hey didja hear?
scienz_rulz_1899: there's some new tech coming out later this month
scienz_rulz_1899: something real special
scienz_rulz_1899: hope you aren't afraid of heights www :)
scienz_rulz_1899: anyway
scienz_rulz_1899: for all the new folks trickling in this month, the name's tomoko
scienz_rulz_1899: lets be friends! :)


Use the following code for your top-level if you'd like! This is how network communication will look for characters in the game until more advanced magi-tech comms become available for characters.


Springtime Flowers

With the changing of the seasons, the cherry blossoms have finally bloomed, painting the landscape with dashes of pink and white on nearly every corner. Not even the busy citizens of Tokyo can resist stopping to smell the flowers, or even enjoying picnics underneath them!

And those looking for the best place to view the flowers need look no further than Little Edo, a suburb in south Tokyo that borders the vast wetlands that separate Tokyo from Yokohama. And between the lush parks, interesting shrines, and mysterious ruins, there's no shortage of things for those settling in to explore!

A Very Special Festival Kanayama Shrine, Tokyo Outskirts
While most residents are celebrating the spring season under the cherry blossoms, a different sort of celebration is taking place at the Kanayama Shrine, located just south of Tokyo on a tall, narrow hilltop that juts out of the flooded landscape. Once more, it's time for the annual Kanamara Matsuri, and all refugees will find themselves invited to the little island to see the festivities. And what sort of festival is it, you may ask?

Why, it's the Festival of the Steel Phallus! According to legend, there was once a plague of a type of ayakashi that was known to live in the genitals of humans, whose vicious bite caused the birthrate of a certain city to drop down to zero. To combat this, an afflicted young woman asked a blacksmith to forge a steel phallus in order to break the ayakashi's teeth, freeing her of the curse. It's said the original phallus remains enshrined in the innermost chambers-- and in honor of this most venerated dildo, a festival is held every spring to celebrate sexuality and fertility, all leading up to a procession in which a giant steel phallus is paraded around the island.

(And no, I didn't make this one up.)

Refugees visiting the shrine will find no shortage of phallic-shaped foods and merchandise. Outside of the wide array of oddly shaped dildos to choose from, in terms of food, there are stalls selling lollipops, popsicles, sausages, grilled squid, octopus balls, cream-filled dick waffles-- but there's more at work here than a simple theme. Those who choose the popsicles will find themselves with a temporary oral fixation, causing an urge to have something between their lips at all times. Now, is this a naughty trick, or merely a marketing ploy to sell more popsicles? It's hard to say.

But the real treat is inside the shrine itself, where a single dildo stands tall among gilded offerings and flowers. The inner chamber is only ever put on display once a year, and for good reason. Anyone whose eyes fall upon the majestic phallus will become overwhelmed with a desire to fill or be filled - which might just be why viewings are done in groups of two or more, with the outer doors of the shrine closed behind them for privacy. There's a nice pile of pillows and no shortage of lubricating oils available, so why not get into the spirit of the season with a friend or two?

Flowers of Evil Little Edo, Tokyo
Festivals aside, many people are coming out to Little Edo to enjoy the array of cherry blossom trees for Hanami, or flower watching parties. Of these, the refugees will find themselves invited to a special gathering, taking place under the shade of a massive cherry blossom tree that was planted in their honor the year before. And yet despite it's young age, it's the largest tree around, continually growing since the initial growth spurt when it was planted. Although most understand that it was likely Kizuna that caused its sudden growth, locals have begun treating it as something sacred, leaving offerings and making prayers beneath its branches.

And should the refugees decide to take part as well, they may be surprised to find that whatever they wish for comes true. These wishes are rather limited, and some may only exist for a few minutes. But for those wishing to meet someone from home, the may be surprised to find that the person in question will appear beside them in Nippon... (See notes below for details!)

But while everyone else is enjoying the cherry blossoms, a certain park in Little Edo is drawing crowds for a different reason. After last year's outbreak of jubokko ayakashi, the cherry blossom trees in this area were permanently stained by the jubokko's red pollen, causing the pink petals to develop distinct red veins.

However, unlike the jubokko's pollen, these petals carry a very different effect. Anyone who stands under the shade of these trees will feel an irresistible urge to confess something. This can be something minor, like a strange food combination they are particularly fond of, or something major, such as the name of the last person they had sex with. This urge will linger even after leaving the flowers, until they've either confessed enough to appease the tree, or until the trees go bare when the blossoms fall.

Underwater Mysteries Tokyo Outskirts, Kanto
Those who are familiar with some version of Nippon may find the changed landscape to be rather confusing. Due to a massive time surge many decades ago, the entire region of Kanto was flooded, leaving many cities underwater or transformed into swamplands. As nature took over, the flooded region surrounding Tokyo came to be known the Tokyo Outskirts.

Ordinarily, exploring this area can be rather dangerous, given both the presence of dangerous Ayakashi and the unstable landscape that's peppered with the ruins of drowned cities. But this week, those looking for a little adventure can take part in special boat tours exploring the ruins and viewing the cherry trees from a unique vantage point.

Up to four people can fit in a single steamboat, which is preprogrammed to follow a path that will take passengers past the top of a large hill that's almost completely covered in cherry blossom trees, with the ruins of a few old buildings just barely visible beneath the overgrowth. But beauty aside, the real marvel is within the water itself, which is clear enough that one can look down and see roads, trees, and even entire buildings still mostly intact beneath the surface. You'd think the water just appeared one day, given that nothing seems to have been destroyed when the flood occurred.

But not every trip will go as smoothly as planned. Hidden beneath the pink petals that pepper the surface of the water, unlucky refugees may spot the long, long body of an Ikuchi, the sea serpent ayakashi. Thought to be the longest Ayakashi to exist in Nippon, these thick, snake-like creatures may take entire minutes just to pass under a boat. Spotting the body is simply distressing, and thankfully not of much concern. But should someone make eye contact with the third eye on top of its head, the Ikuchi will climb over the side of the boat and coil around it, attempting to drag it beneath the surface. And for the one who initially made eye contact, they'll find themselves affixed with a curse that temporarily makes it impossible to float in the water.

Thankfully, this ayakashi isn't interested in attacking those who fall overboard, and there's plenty of spots where the water is far more shallow. But those who fall in will have to wait until another tour comes by to ferry them back to shore.



OOC Notes
Welcome to Jikan's April TDM! The TDM is considered game canon, and also serves as the intro log! That said, whether you choose to carry threads over to the game or not is up to you!

• For this month only, please include in your top-level if you are a new player without an invite! Those seeking an invite can do so here!!

• CRAU characters may start regaining their CRAU memories one month after the TDM. However, vague feelings of familiarity are allowed between previous game CR! For more on this, please read the FAQ!

• You do not need to sign-up for housing! Choose whichever style you prefer. Roommates can be chosen by the characters or can be random. If you want to switch housing later, your character has the option of moving at the beginning of each month.

• Despite everything, Kanamaru Matsuri is considered an all-ages event!

• Wishes can be anything, from food items to items from home. All characters in the game will be allowed to redeem one item, magical or otherwise, from home using this prompt! However, for new character apping into the game, you have the option to have your character join the game by being wished into the setting. The wish can be anything from a direct plea to see a certain castmate again, or even just a wish for more friends that goes awry. These characters will still remember a time loop, but will not remember seeing a door, instead appearing in Tokyo after hearing the wishing-character's voice call to them. These characters will then be encouraged to visit the NRL for orientation, and will be offered an explanation that Kizuna saved them from the timeloop directly.

• While characters may attempt to fight the Ikuchi, it will not fight back, and cutting its body will cause it to grow another head and become another separate Ikuchi. This new head is also capable of cursing people, so it's probably best to leave it alone.


Please leave any questions about the TDM prompts in the thread below! General game questions can be directed to the FAQ!

Apps are always open!





sextoying: (pic#15598932)

[personal profile] sextoying 2022-04-20 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Eh, let people talk. They're just bored and have nothing else to do.

[ He seems more amused by how this guy is talking about it and physically reacting to it. Adorable, to be honest. He lets out a laugh and smiles widely. ]

It's dangerous, risky. A lot of people are into the risky things -- Oh!

[ He loses his train of thought immediately. ]

You have a tail. It's cute.

[ Yep. ]
heavenchained: (026)

[personal profile] heavenchained 2022-04-20 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Yelling doesn't work. You gotta back it up.
sextoying: (pic#15598913)

[personal profile] sextoying 2022-04-20 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He lets out a small chuckle and smirks. Allen seems to be into it, and Eiden likes that. It helps as some ideas start to form in his mind over what he'd like to do to and with Allen. His eyes are bright and his attention shifts upwards as he looks Allen in the eye. There's a hint of admiration in his voice when he speaks up. ]

I can make you feel really good.

[ While he leaves his one hand just above Allen's ass, he uses his other hand to move to the front of the panties, and gives a playful tug downwards at the waist. He wants a peek. As for himself? He's half-hard, which is only somewhat noticeable in the slacks he's chosen. He leaned forward a little. ]

Just a taste for now.
sextoying: (pic#15598913)

[personal profile] sextoying 2022-04-20 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you want the popsicles instead? Or maybe you're more of a sausage kinda guy?

[ He enjoys teasing Edmond way too much. He's adorable when he gets flustered by everything. He lets out an easy laugh. ]

It's just fun themed food. What harm is it?

[ He smiles innocently. ]

Afraid I'll find out you have a gag reflex, Sir Knight?

[ Heh. ]
shatteredstoryline: (225)

[personal profile] shatteredstoryline 2022-04-20 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh dear! Melissa has to hold back a laugh by raising her hand to her mouth. Not because of his preferences, but mostly from how he's so flustered he insists on changing the location.]

Yeah, uh— why don't we grab something to drink? My treat.

[If only because wow... that's so much more invasive than her dying bit, she things.]
shatteredstoryline: (253)

[personal profile] shatteredstoryline 2022-04-20 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh... yeah, that's right.

[Surprising even herself she seemed to have forgotten their little agreement in the heady environment that the shrine offers. With a bit of hesitancy she'll follow that gentle tug towards the exit. Though the further they step away from the shrine's main feature the more relieved she is that he decided to step up and step out.]

The... weather is nice. We should spend as much time out as possible.

[Yeah. Yeah! Change to subject and focus on something else entirely! That'll clear the brain!]
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[personal profile] ancientflower 2022-04-20 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[Aerith nodded slowly, she remembered something like that, but it was something very different when she's told by someone who had actually experienced such things.]

I'm unsure how I feel about this. I suppose that means we're all here for the long-haul. And we should make the best of it, hm?
privatechat: (0qELSOM)

[personal profile] privatechat 2022-04-20 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Lennon watches him while he's taking off most of his own clothes. He knows the other was thinking he would undress him but at least Daeshim figured it out and got undressed. He exhales a little as he looks over the other's body. His hand reaching out to stroke over his torso and down to his hip as he leans over him.

"Yeah. They can make a good show," he nods, leaning to press kisses to the other's jawline as his hand moves to ghost his fingertips over Daeshim's cock. He slowly wraps his fingers around his length giving it a few languid strokes.
smilingarmor: (Confident)

[personal profile] smilingarmor 2022-04-21 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
#nrl_time_refugee_support - online
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sterling sylva: It is indeed a smiling person, but this time they're holding a rose and a box of candy.
sterling sylva: though I suppose it is a bit difficult to tell with it all in a line line that.
sterling sylva: Maybe I'll stick to simpler pictures until I get the hang of this, hmm?
sterling sylva:After all, it's great fun, but no sense trying to run before I can walk, as they say.
mistsplitter: (🌸 i'm gonna lose the fight)

[personal profile] mistsplitter 2022-04-21 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
I suppose your adventures continue to grow more and more interesting by the day.

[ Because that does sound interesting. The bit about the memories is a little confusing, so she has to ask...

But what comes out of her mouth is something else. Far more frivolous, all thanks to the pollen. ]


I wonder if I'd have to kiss someone if I went to that bakery?

[ Not quite a confession, but she's showing her curiosity of it outright. Which she realises soon after saying, and she has to tap her lips with the side of her fan. Oh my...

But if it's Aether, these sorts of secrets are allowed, right? They are friends, after all. ]


Should you answer, let's keep this conversation between us.
mistsplitter: (🌸  that we're face to face)

[personal profile] mistsplitter 2022-04-21 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
#nrl_time_refugee_support - online
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white crane: Oh, I see it now! Thank you for telling me.
white crane: It's all so creative, but all good artists begin with simple things.
white crane: Now I'll cheer you on. •*\(^.^)/*•
smilingarmor: (Confident)

[personal profile] smilingarmor 2022-04-21 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
#nrl_time_refugee_support - online
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sterling sylva: Thank you, darling!
sterling sylva: I'll make sure to practice so that I can put on a good show.
sterling sylva: I'd never want to disappoint my adoring audience, after all! ;)
brilliantdiamond: (✧018)

[personal profile] brilliantdiamond 2022-04-21 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
W-Well, you probably would? A kiss was part of their entry requirements. But-- hold on. Something weird is happening.

[He briefly glances around, trying to think of what could be causing this. An ayakashi, maybe? Or else someone is just cursing them. He hasn't even considered the trees yet.]

The magic in this world is a lot different compared to Teyvat's. It can do anything-- like compelling people to say things they wouldn't otherwise say out loud.

Like the fact that I would be happy to go there with you sometime, if you'd be okay with kissing me.

[...]

[Their friendship is being tested?? Excuse him as he covers his face with a hand and sighs.]
mistsplitter: (033)

[personal profile] mistsplitter 2022-04-21 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ Ayaka, part of the Kamisato Clan, is well-aware of the image she must uphold. It is, after all, part of the Tri-Commision's reputation. And as a servant to the Almighty Shogun, she can't act in a way that would also ruin the Shogun's name. But she, too, is human. Her curiosity can be piqued, depending on her interest and experience. When it comes to friendship, being close to someone, and even skinship, at times, she can be bold in the eyes of others. Ayaka has, after all, asked to hold Aether's hand at some point. Not for romantic purposes— it is out of the question given her status, and also because she knows his travels must lead him elsewhere far from her—but because she truly enjoys his company.

Kissing, however... she wouldn't even consider it. But she cannot help but say something she wouldn't normally say. ]


I can't tell if that's an actual invitation or not. [ Hah, there, now it's out in the open. She shakes her head as she smiles at him before she tries to clear the air. ] I have never kissed anyone, nor have I been kissed.

I probably wouldn't make good company, if that's the case.
brilliantdiamond: (✧094)

1/3

[personal profile] brilliantdiamond 2022-04-21 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Aether's no stranger to the way this world tends to blend friendships and relationships into something deeper. He would have preferred something like this not happen immediately upon seeing her again, but it's not like he can say it's unexpected. Still, Ayaka is new to this world, and he didn't want to see her get swept up into something that might make her uncomfortable.]

[Still, he can't very well sit back and let her talk down about herself!]


Whether you've kissed someone or not doesn't have anything to do with being good company. I like spending time with you -- and there's plenty of better places we could go that don't come with a bizarre entry requirement. Besides, that's something you should save for someone special--

And not someone with a crossdressing fetish like me.
brilliantdiamond: (✦005)

[personal profile] brilliantdiamond 2022-04-21 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
brilliantdiamond: (✧110)

[personal profile] brilliantdiamond 2022-04-21 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
[HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY]

[He crouches down this time, both hands over his face, steam rising from his head -- literally, because Kizuna likes to manifest in very anime ways at times. And what better way to bond than mutual mortification?]


...please pretend you didn't hear that.
mistsplitter: (🌸 ring-a-ling)

[personal profile] mistsplitter 2022-04-21 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
Ah...

[ She heard it, but... if he wants her to pretend? She'll listen to his wishes and do so. Besides, Aether's preferences are his and his alone. That's not for anyone to get mad at or be confused with or meddle with.

Now, Ayaka's barely thought of things like that, but surely she'll have preferences too, right?

Oh dear. ]


Where would you suggest we go for a meal some time, then?

[ See? She's pretending! Please continue being her friend, Aether. ]
brilliantdiamond: (☆015)

[personal profile] brilliantdiamond 2022-04-21 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
[...]

[Actually, somehow this feels even worse?? He peeks back up at her, still thoroughly humiliated, but--]


You know I won't get mad at you if you laugh, right?
mistsplitter: (🌸 you're my vice)

[personal profile] mistsplitter 2022-04-21 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ Look at how much of a good friend she is, Aether! ]

I don't really get it, [ Said with a subtle cant of her head. ] Why would I laugh?
brilliantdiamond: (✧020)

[personal profile] brilliantdiamond 2022-04-21 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
You don't think the idea of me dressing up like a girl is funny?

[Was it not clear that his interests were specifically when he was the one crossdressing??]
mistsplitter: (🌸 out of control)

[personal profile] mistsplitter 2022-04-21 08:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ Why should she laugh? Sure, it might be different outside the context of theatre and arts, but... if that's what makes him happy? Okay! ]

Not really. I am a little surprised, but if it's something you like, then I think you should keep doing it.

[ So supportive!! ]
leafwhistle: ([071])

slides you this belated tag

[personal profile] leafwhistle 2022-04-21 08:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Kazuha's used to talking quite a bit around Tomo-- though he is also used to conceiling some of his thoughts around him as well. It's the taller man's silence as he thinks that alerts the smaller samurai to the fact that he had said too much without meaning to yet and that his friend was beginning to piece some things together.

He knows he's going to have to have this conversation, but selfishly, he wishes he could just bask in the joy of seeing him again. Even if it's just for a few hours, a day.

He turns his eyes to the boat waiting for them at the dock -- a wooden one, not really used for the tours around in the Outskirts -- and Kazuha falls to silence now for a moment. Ruby eyes lock on his friend's for a moment, trying to decipher if the taller man knows how that sounds in a way.

Kazuha decides, no, he doesn't, does he? He smiles to himself.]


I said I would help you.

[Turning that warm, fond smile back on Tomo, he hops in the boat.]
mistsplitter: (🌸 i know it's not right)

[personal profile] mistsplitter 2022-04-21 11:16 am (UTC)(link)
#nrl_time_refugee_support - online
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white crane: A good show?
white crane: I'm not sure I follow.
brilliantdiamond: (✧097)

[personal profile] brilliantdiamond 2022-04-21 02:30 pm (UTC)(link)
R-Really...?

[It's not the first time someone's been outright supportive of his "interests", but it is the first time they've done so in a way that felt genuine. Most of the time, it was with someone he'd slept with or was on his way towards sleeping with.]

[And yet somehow, it really is more embarrassing.]


Then... thank you.

[AHEM. He moves to stand again, rubbing the back of his head sheepishly.]

Anyway, we should probably go somewhere else, in case whatever is casting a spell on us is isolated to this area.